Wear the brand. Support the mission.
At Grass Assassins Mowing Company, we’re not just here to murder overgrown lawns—we’re here to make a difference. Our merch isn't just about repping our brand (though, let's be honest, it totally is). It’s about cutting down more than just grass. It’s about cutting through the crap and showing up for people in our community.
We’ve got killer branding—and we know it. So we figured, why not share the heat? Every shirt, hoodie, hat, or koozie you snag from this shop does more than show off your sharp sense of humor and style. A portion of every sale goes toward providing free lawn care services to those who need it most:
💚 Veterans & Active Military
💚 Folks recovering from illness or hard times
💚 Local heroes & deserving nonprofits
💚 Families facing financial hardship
Because everyone deserves to feel proud of their home—even if life’s been handing them weeds.
It’s a mission - with mowers.
When you wear Grass Assassins, you’re not just flexing a brand—you’re part of a crew that gives a damn.
Shop with purpose. Slash with style. Make an impact.
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